Journal of a nerd

Sun, 12 Aug 2007 00:09:26 GMT

chris and ste like to suck each others willies. cos they are gayssss.
oh no.
ste keeps tickling my foot. i dont like it.
chris threw half a fkin can of beer in my face! WTF?!?!?!
Should i beat him up? Or make him sleep on the floor tonight?
Or both?
I'm thinking both.
Rarrrrrr.

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Stolen from pumpkinsoup :D

Tue, 12 Jun 2007 20:56:54 GMT

1. Open your Winamp/iTunes.
2. Put the shuffle-mode on.
3. Find a picture of the first 20 artists. If the same artist comes again, skip.
4. Have your friends guess who the artists are.

Play! :D

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Thu, 31 May 2007 21:41:13 GMT

asgfjksd

RADIATIONNNN

Fri, 11 May 2007 10:19:00 GMT

Am writing this from an x-ray room. Haha super cool. I could irradiate myself right now...

PRETTY CIGS!

Thu, 01 Mar 2007 17:43:53 GMT

Yes, yes smoking IS bad. But pretty smoking makes it wayyyy better right? Right.

Plus people just broken up have to smoke cos it's like the rules.

So I got pretty cigs! Aaaand some cherry cigs! OMG THEY SMELL SOOO NICE. I haven't dared smoke one yet cos I don't wana ruin the loveliness. Think will take pretty ones to uni tomorrow for drinking in Bradford. Then smoking can be sexy-ish. Hm.

Such pretty boxes too ♥ (Not so pretty labels though...)

Yush gold tips and lovely papers.

One more for love♥

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Hanna says:

Sun, 25 Feb 2007 00:46:56 GMT

Hanna loves amy!!!!! amy is the greatest gurlie ever and needs tatake hanna ta c fall out boys! (hanna wil be eternally greatfull! A also need ta be taken to da pubby wiv amy! A hope ur happy nd not dpressed and wanted ta slit her rists like she sed sum pl, say on here! A love uuuuu xxx and u can show me how ta do a thingy on th9is 1 wen a a bit less drunk xxx MWA love a loads xxxx

Uniiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Mon, 19 Feb 2007 13:26:33 GMT

Am on my lunch break at uni at the moment. We finished reeeeally early for the morning so have an hour and 40 minutes for lunch.... with nothing to do.
We have been obsessively myspazzing and now am eljaying... can you tell I'm bored?

Physics this ay-em. Sucks! And I got told off for talking without realising lol. Oops! Lecturer can NOT teach to save her life. She is literally reading at us from a book. Helpful.

More crappo this afternoon no doubt.

Am going to smoke my troubles away now methinks. (Tobacco... not weed [unfortunately :P])

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Posting from Gizmo

Tue, 13 Feb 2007 21:25:24 GMT

I'm incredibly bored so decided downloading the LJ talk thing was a good idea. Think posting whilst actually on livejournal is easier and prettier though... hm.

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Um... RARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Tue, 13 Feb 2007 20:43:10 GMT

Today I "accidentally" slept in and missed Uni... afternoon lectures were cancelled anyways. Good stuff.

Took Oli shopping! He is a child that wants to wear mans trainers. He is size 5 and they all start at size 7! Was hella difficult getting some but they're very nice and lovely. And got him jeans at GAP. Even though he refused to go in at first because it would mean he was "gay and proud". Silly me...

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Sleepy smiles.

Mon, 12 Feb 2007 23:14:41 GMT

Guess who is learning to drive?
Guess who drove down a main road yesterday for the first time! After one driving lesson!?
Guess who did that in her own cheap but cheerful BRIGHT red N reg Ford Fiesta...?

MEEEEEEEEE!

I'm still pretty crap at driving but still tres overexcited that I can make the damn thing move! YAY!

In other news, saw hellogoodbye last week.. awesomeness. Last night saw Gym Class Heroes. FKIN ACE. Srsly.
I love them more than hellogoodbye *scandal*

I hate valentines day. I am soo poor. I bought Chris lager and noodles... and cheesestrings... OH and a leopard print thong! HAHA! Pornoooo.

Shush don't tell him please!

Hope you are all well and whatnot.

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Pics

Thu, 08 Feb 2007 17:53:11 GMT

Yes. They are all pictures of himself.

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Pictures from Chris' 19th birthday

Mon, 29 Jan 2007 21:26:20 GMT

Aaaand the "Chris is a retard" film. Srsly. How long is one person willing to pose for.
http://www.youtube.com/v/7BgqGXiXTnA

Mini Edition

Mon, 20 Nov 2006 21:41:20 GMT

So far have had 5 weeks of Uni and 3 weeks of placement at the lovely Airedale hospital, which it takes me only 2 hours to get to everyday *rolls eyes*. Done lots of x-rays and so far no repeats! *touches wood*.

Of late have been to many horrible metal gigs with walls of death (large groups of stupid boys separate the room into two halves then all run in jump into each other... 2 major injuries have been spotted by me so far) and sweatiness galore. Ick.

Saw Grease at the Grand for le 2 year anniversary of me and smelly Chris. Grease is indeed the word. Also got Calamity Jane on DVD... musical fest anyone?

Hope you are all well and whatnot. I keep reading your updates when I can!

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Sun, 05 Nov 2006 14:13:18 GMT

Chard likes boys

Verrrrry brief update.

Fri, 06 Oct 2006 08:07:11 GMT

Had a look through a couple of everyone's entries, glad to see you all seem to be doing okay. I'm in my second week of Uni now and even though it's completely knackering it's really ace. The course is really interesting if a little intense buuut today is Friday so pub tonight! Yay!

Robbie Williams was aaaaace as were Basement Jaxx. Orson were pretty cool too!

Anyway, off to get my Hep B jab and whatnot at Uni now so better get going... hm.

Keep in touch.

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Umm goodbye?

Sat, 12 Aug 2006 17:42:12 GMT

Apologies to all you livejournal buddies who I love dearly, I have not been keeing up to date with all your entries, I've not even been updating myself.

I just don't get online half as much as I used to do and my computer will not let me on livejournal without crashing at least 5 times a minute. So I'm going to not be on livejournal for some time. Either until I get a new computer, get mine fixed, or manage to find the time at someone elses computer to get on. I'll try my best to get on as often as possible but I'm more likely to be on myspace, not because it's better. I hate myspace, eljay rocks/rocked my world but myspace crashes my computer alot less.

So add me on that www.myspace.com/twistedoriginal aaaand anyone who already has me added, COMMENT MEEEE!!

Or add me on msn cherry.pirate@hotmail.co.uk

Or add me on aim, I don't go on very often but that address is on my userinfo.

Anyway, I'll probably end up being back sooner than I think.

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Random Pictures

Fri, 14 Jul 2006 15:05:28 GMT

I had some of these on my camera and didn't realise they were there til I took the memory stick out.
Soooo random picture postage...

Kate in pretty fairy lights I bought her.

Scott. It must've been fancy dress day... maybe?

Kate and Alan aaand sammich!

Bum...

Oggface and his umbrella at le BBQ.

Aaaaand finally...

Drunken Chris and me at Christmas ♥

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Life update.

Sun, 02 Jul 2006 20:51:16 GMT

So my life up until this week since my last (oh so long ago) udpate has been mainly exams, sleeping and attempting to revise for exams. Revision is the hardest thing in the world when you forgot to join the queue for motivation.

Halfway through the exams upon realising I was doing completely crappy (I originally thought I'd made a decent start with my English Literature but as I recall it was fairly empty and I wrote nothing on form.) I thought I don't even know if I want to go to University. It wasn't my first choice of course, I want to be a dentist. I'm in a relationship I guess I could probably be stable in for the rest of my life. And strangely I have been almost, and I stress almost craving children. This is the girl who hates kids and would never ever go through the trauma of having them for them to grow up and hate me. Tres peculiar.

Basically I figured that I could have a good life if I get a decent full time job and move out to live with Chris. Though he doesn't earn as much as would be comfortable (he's on minimum wage) I could do something to earn enough to keep us alive.

I don't know. Maybe I'm thinking a little extreme for a girl who is so young and has opportunities that many don't. Maybe I'll grow to love Radiography... maybe.

Anyway, the only exam that went well was my second English Literature exam, the synoptic paper. Representations of gender = best thing ever. And the poem (Lucy Grey/Gray by Wordsworth) was ace.

Apart from that I just finished Jane Eyre after being obsessed with it the past few days. I loved it. It's in my top five.
The look of Mr Rochester is just like Heathcliff in my head, but my mum says Oliver Reed played him in the film and, if he weren't dead, he sounds like a pretty good representation of him. But of course I'm biased as I think Oliver Reed was gorgeous and would probabl;y be brilliant as anything.

Hm. Sorry for essay friends list. If you even still read. Sorry for the terrible upkeep of my journal but I still keep up with all of your entries.

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Happy Birthdayyyyyyyyyy!

Sun, 18 Jun 2006 21:13:25 GMT

Hey, today is Alan's birthday and seeing as he actually reads this occasionally...

Happy Birthday Alan!

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Exams

Wed, 07 Jun 2006 20:46:05 GMT

Exams have begun. 1st one today. But it was just a resit from last year, no idea if I've done any better or worse than last year, I didn't revise enough but maybe it'll encourage me to revise for the rest. Hm.

I'm watching that Kindness Of Strangers, seemed interesting on the advert, it's pretty good so far. But it made me miss Chris *shock horror* I probably only miss him because I know that even if I wanted to see him I couldn't (he's gone to Download Festival), normally I never miss him.

Maybe going swimming tomorrow, hopefully. Haven't been in forever! I'll probably just drown lol.

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Gurrr

Mon, 05 Jun 2006 21:47:43 GMT

Lucy Benjamin can go die. (Not really but... *angerangeranger*

As if it wasn't bad enough that Chris Moyles ♥ had gone, Matt didn't even win!

I feel like I have wasted several hours of my life all because of Lucy stupidface Benjamin.

& I also think I may be in love with James Hewitt(sp?)....

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Sun, 04 Jun 2006 15:17:49 GMT

Ah long time. Sorry for the lack of comments loves but I have been reading all your entries. As always.

Actually can't remember the last time I updated *checks*

Well I still havn't finished my gnome, his beard has green flecks, soon it will be black.

I went to Slam Dunk Festival last(?) weekend. There were 7 bands.

Summary
Hellogoodbye: 1st act soo difficult for them. Last two songs ROCKED. Completely. He is the biggest geek I've ever seen... ever.
The Hush Sound: Poo. Probably more of a listen to on CD band.
Capdown: Goood. Would have been better had I not been dying at the time.
hundred_reasons: Pretty good. He looked like a skinnier Chris Martin.
Thursday: Also pretty good.
The Academy Is...: Would have been better had I heard more than one of their songs.
Fall Out Boy: Fantastic. Absolutely. As ever ♥

Also managed to bust my lip and nearly break my neck. But FOB were worth it... just.

Since then I should have been revising but as per there is a serious lack of motivation. Guh. As worried as I am about failing I can't seem to drag myself to revise. Stupid learning.

Science meal on Thursday was pretty ace. Someone was hot. And I got a kiss from DK! (science teacher with an ominously large bulge in trousers...) Haha go me. Was a good night, drank a lot but was sadly completely sober. Haven't been drunk since 18th! WHAAAA?!

I have a Tamagotchi ♥ He was called Ethan then had a daughter called Joyce and I accidentally killed her so have a new one called Gary! I hated Joyce I'm glad she died, she was moody.

Yeahhh any encouragement for revision would be appreciated.

Shall try to keep up avec commenting in future.

Much love ♥

::EDIT:: All Withnail & I fans! Have you seen this:

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/articles/22616561?source=Evening%20Standard

Jude Law?! W.T.F.

Prepare for ranty essayness.

Wed, 24 May 2006 21:06:14 GMT

So what have I been upto lately?

Nothing nearly as interesting as it should have been.

Thursday was my 18th birthday, go out and get DRUNK right? No, stupid 5 year old that lives in my head made me ill with overexcitement and, though I went out with lots of drunkness in mind I ended up coming home before my mum had even gone to bed. I thought I would've grown out of the whole making myself ill with excitement and nerves thing but apparently not.

Then Friday last day at Abbey Grange everrrrrrrr. A school I spent 7 good years at. I didn't shed a single tear, which is sad really. Maybe it just hasn't hit me yet. Hm.

Friday night went to Michael's house, thought it was going to be shit. Fell out with my mum and cried then turned out to be a pretty good night.

Saturday had nice 18th birthday meal avec family, left to go to a party at Michael's. When I got there the police had been called and the house was trashed. The police came and cleared everyone out and I ended up doing far more clearing up that I should considering I made NONE of the mess. Guh. Stupid being nice.
After I did LOTS of cleaning I ended up being dragged into going out for an alcohol search with Matt. Who was on his bike and kept cycling off and leaving me in the scary darkness and whatnot. After a mere three quarter of an hour freezing cold and wet walk we still couldn't find beer.

Cue Amy going home chain smoking and crying and generally breaking down. Sucks muchly.

So I stayed at Chris' house and since then have done um... not alot.

Painted a gnome today! YAY! When I have finished him I shall take pictures.
And he shall be lovely.
And he shall be called Gnomey.
And he shall be the shiniest gnome in all the kingdom.

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Do it. Ples.

Tue, 16 May 2006 17:59:29 GMT

Using this doll maker, make a doll of me from what you remember of my looks, or how YOU picture me, and post it here in the comments. There's a button on the left hand side under the image you make that generates the html code so you can copy and paste it here. It doesn't even have to look like me, necessarily, just have fun with it.

Once you've posted here, ask the same in your own journal and see what your friends think you look like!

Layouuuut

Thu, 11 May 2006 20:31:35 GMT

Yayyyy! I have my Pulp Fiction Layout back up.

Kick ass motherfucker.

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